Student Body Co-Presidential Primaries (Eggplant)

The primary season is well underway for the 2020-21 school year here at Western Reserve Academy, and the candidates for student body co-president are working hard. Wood House, the first-in-the-school caucus, held its primary in early February. Individual suites served as caucusing locations for Wood House residents. There were two rounds of voting. Candidates who … Continue reading

Goodbye Underclassmen (Eggplant)

It’s been a long time coming. Underclassmen at Western Reserve Academy have been the metaphorical “thorn in our side” since August when the class of 2020 took to the lawns wide sweep as seniors. It’s time for them to go. From freshman like Sammy Grossman ‘23 to juniors like Mikey “Large Michael” Mylott ‘21, none … Continue reading

Students Who Don’t Care – where are they now? (Eggplant)

They were made famous by their announcement at the WRAP (the premiere late-night talk show here at Western Reserve Academy), but where are they now? WRA’s newest club, Students Who Don’t Care, opened with a bang – and a pie to the face of Carter Frato-Sweeney ’22. But it’s been over a month since then, … Continue reading

Top 10 Napping Spots on Campus (Eggplant)

10. MAC concessions. Honestly not the best place to take a nap because of how many people walk past and how loud the MAC usually is, but we work with what we’ve got. 9. Ellsworth dining hall. Also not ideal, but it would be nice if you have the dining hall all to yourself and … Continue reading

Horoscopes (Eggplant)

Aries: Watch out– the MAC will no longer be open before classes. The future looks dark for your gains. Leo: The stars have aligned, your classmates will no longer get mad at you for letting juniors in the senior space. Sagittarius: Bad luck befalls you. You definitely used “get” twice in that Warner essay. Taurus: … Continue reading

Healthcenter and sports (Eggplant)

A wise person once told me a truth: there are two kinds of people in this world, on this campus. There are those who enjoy sports, and those who hate them. The sports requirement at WRA is aimed toward those who fit within the first category. Those are the students that can be seen attending … Continue reading

Students sleep on the streets as all dorms are closed due to coronavirus threats (Eggplant)

In the weeks leading up to the closing of campus due to the novel coronavirus, the dorms were preemptively closed amid concerns that COVID-19 could spread rapidly in the dormitory environment. As a result, boarders found themselves sleeping on the streets of campus. Mrs. Skinner announced the new policy by saying, “This is designed to … Continue reading

Firealarm Satire (Eggplant)

This year at WRA has been fraught with changes and challenges faced by faculty and students alike. From the new administration to a complete revamping of Seymour to the coronavirus epidemic, life in the WRA community has transformed into an emotional (and physical when observing some students driving through campus) rollercoaster. But discussion over pressing … Continue reading

No Bad Idea Friday (Eggplant)

After the initial introduction of No Bad Idea Friday by Dr. Kent, many were shocked by the responses anonymously stuck outside of the Academic Office. These responses frightened not only faculty, but reassured the thought amongst students that there is a moral and mental health issue here at WRA. Students Who Care might need to … Continue reading

Kent’s Fedora (Eggplant)

Interviewer/Me/Ellie: So, Dr. Kent’s Fedora, or, how would you prefer me to address you? Mr. Fedora? Dr. Fedora? Kent’s Fedora? Mr. Fedora: Mr. Fedora E: Mr. Fedora, how long have you belonged to Dr. Kent? MF: Well, I’ve belonged to Dr. Kent for the last 30 years, but I’ve remained an heirloom of the Kent … Continue reading

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