Your Weekly Horoscope

Your Weekly Horoscope

Capricorn (12/22-1/19): Don’t succumb to self-deprecation today during class. Continue to think positive and good fortune shall come your way.

Aquarius (1/20-2/18): Venturing off the beaten path will yield unexpected results for you.

Pisces (2/19-3/20): Following your heart rather than your mind will lead you well.

Aries (3/21-4/19): Pay attention to what you wear as you will actually get dress coded today.

Taurus (4/20-5/20): Regardless of how outlandish it sounds, the best path of action for you is to start your homework at least an hour ahead of when class starts.

Gemini (5/21-6/20): Clearly separate your in-class attitude from your attitude outside of the academic spaces—teachers don’t want to hear what you have to say outside of their presence.

Cancer (6/21-7/22): Avoid all CL classes if possible, as they will tear away at your self esteem and general well being.

Leo (7/23-8/22): If you are looking for the spotlight today, try to drop your phone as loudly as possible during Morning Meeting. Students and faculty alike will be drawn to you.

Virgo (8/23-9/22): Stay away from Ellsworth, as the unfiltered chaos of the 200 person line may frustrate you. Keep in orderly places instead and think positively.

Libra (9/23-10/22): Avoid the gym as your peaceful mindset may be disrupted by the grunts of those who scream constantly while lifting weights.

Scorpio (10/23-11/21): Be confident and proud of your own face… but keep your mask up, for God’s sake.

Sagittarius (11/22-12/21): Avoid debates around campus today, particularly involving politics, as it WILL come back to bite you.


Disclaimer: The Reserve Record is not responsible for any actions taken in response to horoscope readings.

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