Rockin’ Around the Tuition Fees: A WRA Parody

To the tune of “Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree”

 

Rockin’ around the tuition fees

Where the school work never stops

Eyes so tired that you can’t see,

And the tear pools need to be mopped

 

Trying to find something to eat

Please pull through Flik Dining

Wait someone’s eaten all the fries

All I see are fajitas and wings

 

You will get a sentimental feeling

When you hear,

“Don’t break transpo, we love football,

and faculty meeting so sleep-in for all

 

Rockin’ around the infested trees,

With the oak mites when we play,

Everyone itchin’ merrily,

It’s even worse than the cicada days

 

You will get a sentimental feeling

When you hear, teachers asking,

“Did you all read?”

But we’re in class already asleep

 

Rockin’ around the tuition fees

And soon we’ll get away

Talking about who blew a 3-1 lead

Won’t help you on exam day!

-Olivia Chan ’17 and Zanna Leciewjewski ’17

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